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Thursday, February 12, 2015

The Dodgy Dave Song



Brooks, Coulson, Cruddas and now Peter Green - it certainly seems that David Cameron has a weakness for dubious individuals. 

Here's a little song to celebrate Dave's charitable indulgences to the ethically challenged.



If you find you can't behave
Get a job with Dodgy Dave

If you give to Cruddas then
You can eat at Number Ten

If your papers done for hacking
Dodgy Dave gives you his backing

If you find you're in the sh*te
Dodgy Dave will see you right

If you find you can't behave
Get a job with Dodgy Dave

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