WESTMINSTER FAIR

(To the tune of Widecombe Fair)

Broadcaster, broadcaster get me on the air

All along, down along, all about me

For I want to go to the Westminster Fair

Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,

Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,

Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,

And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

Elector, elector just you vote for me

All along, down along, all about me

And I will make use of your democracy

Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,

Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,

Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,

And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

Democracy just about took sick and died

All along, down along, all about me

And all the electors they sat down and cried

Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,

Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,

Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,

And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

And when they had finished they all raised their voice

All along, down along, all about me

And said to the Gument you leave us no choice

Wi' cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,

Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,

Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,

And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

Your greed and corruption is there to be seen

All along, down along, all about me

We'd rather have someone who's honest and clean

Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,

Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,

Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,

And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.