(To the tune of Widecombe Fair)
Broadcaster,
broadcaster get me on the air
All
along, down along, all about me
For
I want to go to the Westminster Fair
Cash
for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash
for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity,
Rifkind and Straw,
And
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.
Elector,
elector just you vote for me
All
along, down along, all about me
And
I will make use of your democracy
Cash
for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash
for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity,
Rifkind and Straw,
And
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.
Democracy
just about took sick and died
All
along, down along, all about me
And
all the electors they sat down and cried
Cash
for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash
for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity,
Rifkind and Straw,
And
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.
And
when they had finished they all raised their voice
All
along, down along, all about me
And
said to the Gument you leave us no choice
Wi'
cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash
for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity,
Rifkind and Straw,
And
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.
Your
greed and corruption is there to be seen
All
along, down along, all about me
We'd
rather have someone who's honest and clean
Cash
for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash
for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity,
Rifkind and Straw,
And
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.
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