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Tuesday, June 08, 2010
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On how not to saw off the branch on which you are sitting
Florence Nightingale In the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, thousands of people with no nursing experience are about to be faced with...
ending thusly:
"listen chum, you are disposable
look at my thumb, it is opposable
unwelcome invertebrate
this might just hurt a bit
I pluck you and chuck you
into distant dew-drenched greenery
isn’t that mean of me?
slug, when all is said and done
you can hide but you can’t run"
.
But the slug always has an answer.
Slug-chucker,
I mock your expert fling
My slime so loves your thumb,
I land in the muck at your foot.
You have no choice but' kill me.
And I will fill your lily livered,
liberal dreams
with guilt.