Wednesday, April 01, 2015

WESTMINSTER FAIR



(To the tune of Widecombe Fair)

Broadcaster, broadcaster get me on the air
All along, down along, all about me
For I want to go to the Westminster Fair
Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,
And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

Elector, elector just you vote for me
All along, down along, all about me
And I will make use of your democracy
Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,
And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

Democracy just about took sick and died
All along, down along, all about me
And all the electors they sat down and cried
Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,
And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.


And when they had finished they all raised their voice
All along, down along, all about me
And said to the Gument you leave us no choice
Wi' cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,
And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

Your greed and corruption is there to be seen
All along, down along, all about me
We'd rather have someone who's honest and clean
Cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for access,
Cash for influence, Bernie Ecclestone,
Werrity, Rifkind and Straw,
And Werrity, Rifkind and Straw.

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