Blair Trident Debate Shock

to strobes@private-eye.com

Dear Sir

Tony Blair may be already showing the first sign of the dementia that has so
sadly affected other presidents of our fine country (Wilson, Reagan,
Thatcher). He recently admitted to a conference of Labour Youth in Glasgow
that he is baffled by the absence of any debate within the party about his
proposals to replace Trident [see image below]. His short term memory has failed to register
that seventeen motions on Trident replacement from Constituency Labour Party
groups were ruled out of order before the Labour Party conference in 2006,
as were three motions on Trident from members of the Labour National
Executive Committee in January.

Do you think Social Services should be informed before he starts wandering
all over the world in his pyjamas?

Concerned,

Richard Lawson