Saturday, April 23, 2011

If Your Mother Doesn’t Need Ya

If your mother doesn’t need ya
Get a job within the media.
Want to lie without redress?
Get a nice job in the press!
If you're regularly pissed
You could be a journalist.
If you like to cast ordure
You could be an interviewer.
If your thing is smearing poo
Broadcaster's the job for you.
If you'd like to be a Nazi
You can join the paparazzi

Don't let them fool you all the way - 
Make April First your No News Day!

1 comment:

Richard Lawson said...

To be clear, the proposal here is that we should boycott all news sources, especially not buy newspapers, on April Fools Day.