Does a truffle hound go snuffle
When it's looking out for truffles?
Would a wombat bat a Womble if it met one?
These are the kind of questions
a zoologist could answer
But it's really really difficult to get one.
And were there ever proper Orcs in Auckland?
Were unicorns especially unique?
These are the kind of answers
Mythologists would share with us
If they weren't such an exclusive little clique.
- Richard Lawson2015