A song for Boris, Govey and the Brexit campaign

A Tory would a-wooing go

“Hey Ho!” said Boris

And whether his party would let him or no

Into his Battlebus Boris would go

Chuntering many a witty bon mot

With a roly poly

Tousle my blond hair

“Vote Me!” Says Boris de Rowley.

“I've changed my mind over many a thing

Hey Ho!” says Boris

“No matter whatever the future will bring

There's one little song that I always will sing

I'm utterly certain I want to be King

I'm a roly-poly

Tousle my blonde hair

Vote me!” Says Boris de Rowley.

He sets off in his cycling hat

“Vote Me!” says Boris

And out on the road he fell in with a rat

With a pink pair of lips that looked awfully fat

They both want the top job, but never mind that

“We both want Brexit, what if it wrecks it,

Hey Ho”, sing Boris and Govey

They came up to Miss Voter's flat

“Vote Me!” says Boris

And asked “Will you vote for me (stupid old bat)”

Said sotto voce, she's sharp as a cat

“He wants rumpy-pumpy, he's not getting that,

You're a roly-poly

Empty old windbag”

“O Cripes” says Boris and Govey.

So Boris and Govey were out on the street

“Hey Ho!” says Boris

“There once was a time I could play the buffoon

But now that it's serious, I'm way off the tune

I see that I'm losing the voters in June

No more roly-poly, 

Easy bonhomie,

We're stuffed”, say Boris and Govey.

Richard Lawson 26/5/2016