Michael Moore sends out an activist mailing, urging people to canvass for the Democrats.
"...just when it seems like things are going our way," he writes, "the Republicans suddenly, mysteriously win the election. Well, it's not really that mysterious. They're out there busting their asses this very minute, right down the street from you. "
Michael, word of advice: do not be a wazzock.
There was one reason you lost the last election. Bush cheated. That's right, C-H-E-A-T-E-D. Acted fraudulently. Cooked the books. It was a scam, con, swindle, hoax. Read Black box voting. Talk to Kathy Dopp.
If you want to know why I am not out canvassing, it is because I am a Brit. If Brits know all about the Diebold scam, Michael Moore should know. I suppose you cannot believe it could happen in America. It could. It did.
Are you sure you are not losing your touch?