Speeding ticket

I got this from via Peter Britton,

Top this for a speeding ticket...

Two  traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were  involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding  motorists on the A-1  Great North Road   One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle  approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the  speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly  stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.
 Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which  was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea .
 Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the  file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the  tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of,  and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment  and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.  Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed  aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.  Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation  for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert  status, and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

Have a Good Day..."